I decided to start a web log.

Popular Science recently wrote that web logging was essentially a way to connect with people and make money off Google ads. It was this straw that broke my camel's back. I had heard so much about these seemingly insignificant web published journals that the hype machine swayed another lost soul into checking out the apparent phenomonon. Thus my decision to start "I have diarrhea of the mouth."
I am especially curious to see if anyone reads this discombobulated mess of jumbled ideas, cliche-styled stories lacking punchlines, and plagiarized insight. I will therefore make sure to stick to this unnecessarily low standard of writing to see if anyone is interested in the not-so-outstanding white boy from the outpost Troy along the rural confederacy that is northern Pennsylvania.
If you in-some-inconceivable manner found this website and just read what I wrote please respond in some outrageous form.